Hooray for Gay Men
Nov. 30th, 2005 07:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fitfoolMy boyfriend was riffing and I just had to write this down before I forgot it. (and yes, already I'm paraphrasing)
"And who cares if men are gay? So many guys get all worked up about it but don't they realize what a break we get? Not only does that leave more women for the rest of us, it also takes the best guys out of the competition. Come on...they're good looking. They take care of their bodies. They cook. They clean. They have nice hair. They know what colors go well together. If they weren't gay, we'd never get laid!"
"And who cares if men are gay? So many guys get all worked up about it but don't they realize what a break we get? Not only does that leave more women for the rest of us, it also takes the best guys out of the competition. Come on...they're good looking. They take care of their bodies. They cook. They clean. They have nice hair. They know what colors go well together. If they weren't gay, we'd never get laid!"
